Sep 2, 2013

3RD BALTIMORE BEAUTY PAGEANT APPLICATIONS NOW AVAILABLE

The 3rd Annual BALTIMORE BEAUTY PAGEANT applications due by September 30th!

The Baltimore Beauty Pageant was co-created by Trixie Little with Mr. Gorgeous to honor our hometown...BALTIMORE! Even though we both live in NYC now, we know that Baltimore made us who we are! This Pageant celebrates the unparalleled uniqueness of Charm City while simultaneously honoring and mocking traditional beauty pageants. A Baltimore Beauty embodies exceptional sass, realness, creativity, humor and a certain "je ne sais fuck."  Applicants must email us for an application, to be completed by Sept 30th.  If selected, you will compete on Saturday November 30th, 2013 (Thanksgiving Weekend) at The Ottobar.  The coveted title "Queen or King of Crabs" will be awarded to the the Baltimoron scoring best over-all in three areas:  Costume, Talent and Interview. Email us now for your application. We can't wait for you to show us your bawdiest vision of Baltimore!    Love, Trixie and Mr. Gorgeous

RULES:
You must be 18 years of age.
You must be a current or past resident of Maryland.
You must be available to attend the contest on Saturday November 30th.
Applications must be received by September 30, 2013.  Only six finalists will be selected and notified by October 15, 2013.

NOTE: BBP is looking for genuinely Baltimore submissions.  We want to see Baltimore-inspired expressions of art, bizareness, over-the-top creativity and total overall outrageousness brought to life! Singers, dancers, drag queens, artists, acrobats, strippers and anyone disposed towards the theatrical ALL SHOULD APPLY!

APPLICATION:  Send an email to baltimorebeauty@trixielittle.com with "SEND ME AN APPLICATION PLEASE" in the subject line. Within 48 hours you will be sent the application.

May 23, 2011


The 2nd Annual BALTIMORE BEAUTY PAGEANT applications due by September 1st!

Trixie Little's Baltimore Beauty Pageant was co-created with Mr. Gorgeous as a way to honor of the uniqueness of Charm City as well as the insanity of beauty pageants. Beauty (and Baltimore) are in the eye of the beholder and this contest is about Realness, Weirdness and Originality.  Applicants must submit photos/video to be selected as a finalist by Sept 1st.  Eight finalists will be chosen to compete at the Pageant on Saturday November 26th, 2011 at The Ottobar.  The winning "Queen or King of Crabs" will be selected based on the over-all best performance in three areas:  Costume, Talent and Interview. Apply now and show us your bawdiest vision of Baltimore.


RULES:
You must be 18 years of age.
You must be a current resident of Maryland.
You must be available to attend the contest on Saturday November 26th.
Applications must be received by September 1st, 2011 to be considered.
Eight finalists will be chosen and notified by September 21st, 2011.


CRITERIA:
BBP is looking for genuinely Baltimore submissions.  We want to see Baltimore-inspired expressions of art, bizareness, over-the-top creativity and total overall outrageousness brought to life!  If you are selected to compete, there will be 3 components to the ultimate contest for the crown:  Costume, Talent and Interview.  For your application,  it's a good idea to demonstrate some competence in one or all of those areas. 


APPLICATION:
Answer these questions by September 1st and send to: baltimorebeauty@trixielittle.com
Write 2011 APPLICATION in the subject line.


Name / Nickname / Stage Name / Pseudonym:
Town/:

Current Gender: Female/ Male/ Both/ Neither
What does Baltimore mean to you?
How do you define Beauty?
Why should you be selected to compete in the Baltimore Beauty Pageant?
What is REAL, WEIRD or ORIGINAL about you?
What Baltimore neighborhood do you most identify with and why?



Email your application to:  baltimorebeauty@trixielittle.com
Also include any supporting photos. Short videos (3-4 minutes) are also encouraged.
Please include YouTube link for video.


Questions:  baltimorebeauty@trixielittle.com 

Nov 29, 2010


She gave the performance of a lifetime even though she believed she was at a job interview. Wearing an airbrushed, beaded t-shirt Krystal won the judges over nodding out in a back bend and suggesting we send all the city rats to Columbia, MD. Junkie...Bellydancer...Comedienne:  
THE 2010 BALTIMORE QUEEN OF CRABS IS...
KRYSTAL DANGSHESKANKY

Our second place winner was elegant all evening even wearing North Avenue inspired fashions: hypodermic earrings, a rat stole, "tumble weaves" in her hair and a train of trash.  But it was her original song "Baltimore I'm Yours" (sung in a comedic duet with a flamingo puppet) that  stole our hearts. Move over "Hairspray," there's a new musical in the making!
ALMOST THE WINNER- A Close 2nd Place
SARAH JENNINGS

Drawing on her namesake, Shortstaxx retained an impressive beehive and diner style throughout all three rounds of the pageant.  She was a vision of old school Charm- 1950's hemlines, Maryland flags cupping her bosom, crab claw earrings, and Mr. Boh tasseled pasties which she twirled like a pro. 
NOT QUITE THE WINNER- In 3rd Place
SHORTSTAXX

Congratulations to all the contestants on such a fun, sloppy live love letter to Charm City!  

Thank you to all of our local sponsors who contributed incredible prizes for the winners!  THESE PEOPLE ROCK- GO BUY STUFF AT THESE PLACES:

Red Tree in Hampden
http://redtreebaltimore.com/

Baltimore Tattoo Museum in Fells Point
http://www.baltimoretattoomuseum.net/artists/artists.htm

NV Salon Collective in Hampden
http://nvsaloncollective.com/ 

Zeke's Coffee on Harford Rd.
http://www.zekescoffee.com/ 

Double Dutch Boutique in Hampden
http://doubledutchboutique.com/ 

Natty Boh Beer
http://nationalbohemian.com/ 
AUDIENCE RESPONSES:
"It was inclusive, reverently irreverent, and hysterical. "
"It was the most fun I've had in ages and made me proud to live in Baltimore. I am more than a little worried about my new found crush on Krystal Dangsheskanky, though."


Applications for next year's Pageant will be available June 2011. 
See you next year! 

Nov 19, 2010

The Pageant is days away and the excitement is mounting!  
CELEBRITY JUDGES WILL INCLUDE...
Sue Lowe
Star of 'Desperate Living', artist of renown and native Baltimoron.

Nikki Verdecchia
Owner of Hampden hair salon, NV Collective and stylist to the stars of B-more.

Meduza
Baltimore Drag Queen since way-back. 

Priscilla Griffin
Retired Parole Officer from Baltimore City Jail.  Served 20+ years.

WITH GUEST PERFORMANCES BY:
The Dan Meyer Choir, Coney Island's infamous Bambi The Mermaid, Broadway Brassy & MORE!

Oct 20, 2010

Trixie Little and Mr. Gorgeous are proud to present....
THE OFFICIAL EIGHT
CONTESTANTS FOR THE 2010 
BALTIMORE BEAUTY PAGEANT!
Competing for Title of "The Baltimore Queen / King of Crabs"are...

EDDIE ADONIS  Putting the Eazy in Sleazy.

TONY APOLLO  Performer. Artist. Activist. Gender-deviant. Writer. Savant. Strongman.
 
KRYSTAL DANGSHESKANKY  The name says it all.

PACO FISH  Baltimore Boylesque Bandit

SARAH JENNINGS  BMore Awesome

MAXWELL MONTES  Making public nose-picking look good.


JUSTIN SABE: Resident

FEMME 6  Burlesque performance artist incorrigibly in love with Baltimore.

SHORTSTAXX  Servin' up Steamy Burly-Q since 2006.

Buy your tickets early- this event will sell out:
http://www.theottobar.com/index.cfm?action=events
Judges will be announced soon...stay tuned!

Oct 10, 2010

Out of 19 applications only 8 will compete.  The line-up will be announced this week!

Sep 6, 2010


Trixie Little's Baltimore Beauty Pageant was co-created with Mr. Gorgeous as a way to honor of the many quirky charms of Charm City.  Beauty (and Baltimore) are in the eye of the beholder and this contest is about  Realness, Weirdness and Originality.  Applicants must submit photos/video to be selected as a finalist by October 1st.  Ten finalists will be chosen to compete at the Pageant on Saturday November 27th at The Ottobar.  The winning "Queen or King of Crabs" will be selected based on the over-all best performance in three areas:  Costume, Talent and Interview.    Apply now and show us your bawdiest vision of Baltimore! Applicants must live in the state of Maryland to be eligible.

RULES:
You must be 18 years of age.
You must be a current resident of Maryland.
You must be available to attend the contest on Saturday November 27th.
Applications must be received by October 1st, 2010 to be considered.
Ten finalists will be chosen and notified by October 20th, 2010.

CRITERIA:
BBP is looking for genuinely Baltimore submissions.  We want to see Baltimore-inspired bizareness, over-the-top creativity and total overall outrageousness brought to life!  If you are selected to compete, there will be 3 components to the ultimate contest for the crown:  Costume, Talent and Interview.  For your application,  it's a good idea to show some competence in one or all of those areas. 

APPLICATION
Answer these questions by October 1st and send to: baltimorebeauty@trixielittle.com
Write APPLICATION in the subject line.

Name / Nickname / Stage Name / Pseudonym:
Town/:

Current Gender: Female/ Male/ Both/ Neither
What is REAL, WEIRD or ORIGINAL about you?
What does Baltimore mean to you?
How do you define Beauty?
Why should you be selected as a Baltimore Beauty Pageant finalist?


Email your application to:  baltimorebeauty@trixielittle.com
Also include any supporting photos.
Short videos (3-4 minutes) are also encouraged.
Please include YouTube link for video.

Questions:  baltimorebeauty@trixielittle.com